I mostly want to hug someone or hold hands and lace fingers or something I have not touched another person in like two weeks

My mom just tried to quote Night Vale and it’s terrifying

My mom just tried to quote Night Vale and it’s terrifying

Is anyone else scared for college…

ok so i wasn’t reading correctly and it says classes are from 3-8:50, not 3-8…. please shoot me

just finished watching book 3 and yo….

my roommate made pasta for the first time thus begins the cooking adventures!! im so proud. she’s even prouder

My roommate just came home a mess with the groceries and I was like “woah what happened” and she was just like “It started pouring… and the building across the street caught fire”

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

why does blue kaworu keep giving onoda water bottles to return

why does blue kaworu keep giving onoda water bottles to return

apparently it is the sad music night again

flatsound my heart goes bum bum bum
flatsound
my heart goes bum bum bum

imonislandtime:

my heart goes bum bum bum // flatsound


i said you smell like the devil but you feel like the lord and when i think of perfection you know i’m thinking of your voice

IT IS STORMING

i accidentally almost ordered a pizza online last night at 2 am while trying to figure out the damn price of the pizza

grandegarlic:

volverheen:

MORE SPORTS ANIME GOOGLE VOICE RECOGNITION

IM FRICKIN LOSINF MY SHIT JUST FROM ARAKITA
at least now I know how to get my sister in law

grandegarlic:

volverheen:

MORE SPORTS ANIME GOOGLE VOICE RECOGNITION

IM FRICKIN LOSINF MY SHIT JUST FROM ARAKITA

at least now I know how to get my sister in law

there is absolutely no reason for me to go to bed right now